SOMEONE IS ALWAYS TRYING TO OFF A QUEEN

It is not easy being Queen. Just tonight, someone tried to kill me. I was looking out my door and I noticed the little peasents depserate for Halloween candy were having to journey across my dark yard, which is thick with thorns and thistles or more commonly called Florida sandspurs. Sooo I galantly take to changing the royal torch in my yard. But the lightbulb breaks off inside.... Sooo a distressed Queen I am. I seek counsel in my Kingdom and am told to turn off the lightswitch.... take a potato and twist it into the broken end stuck inside the fixture. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I am electrocuted!!! I felt my hand, down my arm and across my chest pulsating with electricity!!! I screamed and let go. Now I am dizzy.... my heart is still racing. sooo MY FINAL WARNING: Do not trust anyone... Never attempt to stick a potato into a light socket and for goodness sake, always be alert to life insurance policies taken out by your spouse and family members.... especially if they ever ask you to put veggies into electrical fixtures....